TPA Wolf Winners

And the Wolf WINNERS Are...

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For Cryin' Out Loud!:

The line of the story makes you laugh the hardest! 

Third Place:   “You're awful goddamn judgmental for someone who can't get laid without a borrowed dick, you know!” – Quil in Snowed In by ChrissiHR

Second Place: "I think I may have the permanent imprint of my zipper on my dick right now.” – Jacob in Dog Days of Summer by rllance

First Place: "And just because I respect and love you doesn't mean I don't still want to stick my totem pole into your teepee." – Jacob in Cockblocked! The Chronicles by ExquisitelyUgly

Rib Crackin' Laughs:

The stories that make you laugh so hard you cry!

Third Place: 40 Weeks by Kerigocrazy

Second Place: Venom by BetterinTexas

First Place: Cockblocked! The Chronicles by Exquisitely Ugly

Bangin' Banners:

The banners that leave you no doubt that smutty goodness is ahead.

Third place: GoldenGirl2707

Second Place: Mist

First Place: Don'tCallMeLeeLee

Talk Dirty To Me:

The quotes that make you squirm...

Third Place: "I want to see your eyes when I take you." – Sam in The Alpha's Prerogative by taoist elf

Second Place: "My way Bella. I'm gonna fuck you, so you never forget it, never want anyone else." – Jake in Adventures of an Alpha by LilyAurora

First Place: "I'm going to take you outside, and you're going to get down on your knees, open that pretty mouth, and show me that you know what I want." – Jacob in Dark Matter by jarms

One Night Stand:

The smuttiest one-shot with the lemon that you love!

Third Place: Breaking Dawn by jarms

Second Place: The Siren's Call by SparklingFae

First Place: Prowl by LilyAurora

Odd Couple:

The smutty non-canon fic with some bangin citrus!

Third Place: Getting Back to Myself by DeadGrlSprStr666

 Second Place: Bluebird by Meliz875

First Place: Jailbait by IAmTwilightObsessed-MP

Swingers' Ball:

Polyamorous fic that leaves you rethinking monogamy!

Third Place: Dual Commitment by CallMeMrsMeraz

Second Place: Broken Black Heart by Astridt244

First Place: Snowed In by ChrissiHR

Twisted Lemonade:

The MC fic that leaves you panting for more...

Third Place: Snowed In by ChrissiHR

Second Place: Apologies by MrsTrentReznor

First Place: Jailbait by IAmTwilightObsessed-MP

Cherry Poppin' Author:

The new author that creates amazing lemons and smutty scenes...

Third Place: Sabrina Micheals

Second Place TIE: WolfGirl7411 and jarms

First Place: ChrissiHR

Make Me Moan:

The author that can really juice a lemon...

Third Place TIE: LilyAurora and Feebes86

Second Place: IAmTwilightObsessed-MP 

First Place: MrsTrentReznor

Congratulations to all the winners! Thank you, everyone, for participating and helping us make the Twisted Pretzel Awards a success! We hope you had as much fun as we did! 

With Love,

Bkhchica, jarms, and SparklingFae