TPA Vamp Winners

And the Vamp WINNERS are...

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Rib Crackin' Laughs:

The story that makes you laugh so hard you cry!

Third Place: Winner Takes All by BetterinTexas 

Second Place: You'll Find What You Are Looking For at Wal-Mart by                                         mama4dukes

First Place: The Real Life of EA Masen by Vancouver-Canuck Girl

Slap Me Silly:

The author that makes you ROFLMAO...

Third Place: GeezerWench

Second Place: VancouverCanuck Girl

First Place: EdwardsEternal

Bangin' Banner:

The Banner that leaves no doubt that lemony goodness is straight ahead!

Third Place: Christag

Second Place: Raggdolly

First Place: SoapyMayhem

Talk Dirty To Me:

The quote that makes you squirm...

Third Place: "I love how your cunt is soaking wet whenever I touch it." – Mary Alice in Butterflies & Boundaries by MyTwiDreams

Second Place: "Let's get a few things clear. I am in charge tonight. You do not speak, you do not touch, you do not come without my permission. And you do not make yourself comfortable." –Esme in The Fantasy Basket by Esme Incognito

First Place: "Touch you? I want to do more than that, Bella. I want to taste you." – Edward in If Only by Vampgirl79

One Night Stand:

The one-shot that leaves you wanting so much more...

Third Place: Heart Aches and Happy Endings by Bkhchica

Second Place: Peaches by GeezerWench

First Place: Pulled Over by EdwardsEternal

Odd Couple:

Hottest Lemons in an MC featuring Non-canon couples!

Third Place: Longing by JoyfulyetHesitantPen

Second Place: The Lists by Shirleypositive72

First Place: The Rebel Soldier and His Little Lady by LaurieWhitlock

Slash Bash:

Bangin Slash lemons in a o/s or MC...

Second Place TIE: Hunting High & Low by LoopyLou992 and Driven to Distraction by AbstractSong101

First Place: Butterflies and Boundaries by MyTwiDreams

Swingers' Ball:

The poly fic that makes you re-think monogamy

Third Place: Prelude to a Sunset by Geezerwench

Second Place: Just Between Us by CayStar

First Place: Elemental Goddess by WizardTho

Twisted Lemonade:

The MC that makes you squirm 

Third Place: Elemental Goddess by WizardTho

Second Place: About That Night by VampGirl79

First Place: Copy Room by Edwards Eternal

Make Me Moan:

The author that writes banging lemons...

Third Place: VampGirl79

Second Place: PlanetBlue

First Place: EdwardsEternal

Congratulations to all the winners! Thank you, everyone, for participating and helping us make the Twisted Pretzel Awards a success! We hope you had as much fun as we did! 

With Love,

Bkhchica, jarms, and SparklingFae